/u/squishyverde's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When our cabin cruiser hit a coral reef and begun to list my husband went for the life boat.

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I like the new cute EMT that comes to our hospital and always run into him when he brings in emergency patients.

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I always take home flyers of missing persons.

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The man next door liked to listen to us with his ear pressed against the wall.

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As my mom’s coffin was taken away for cremation, I pointed out to my father that I could hear muffled screams and scratching.

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As the knife repeatedly gouged her soft flesh she begged for it to end.

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Out of all the things I have hunted humans are by far the easiest to catch and the tastiest.

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Its was not until I blew out most of the candles on my birthday cake did I make the connection.

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The crone held up two of her gnarled fingers as she proceeded to explain the paths that lay before me.

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After the ship wreck I thought giving birth alone on the island would be my biggest hurdle.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When our cabin cruiser hit a coral reef and begun to list my husband went for the life boat.	166
I like the new cute EMT that comes to our hospital and always run into him when he brings in emergency patients.	147
I always take home flyers of missing persons.	110
The man next door liked to listen to us with his ear pressed against the wall.	73
As my mom’s coffin was taken away for cremation, I pointed out to my father that I could hear muffled screams and scratching.	45
As the knife repeatedly gouged her soft flesh she begged for it to end.	24
Out of all the things I have hunted humans are by far the easiest to catch and the tastiest.	23
Its was not until I blew out most of the candles on my birthday cake did I make the connection.	19
The crone held up two of her gnarled fingers as she proceeded to explain the paths that lay before me.	16
After the ship wreck I thought giving birth alone on the island would be my biggest hurdle.	14