/u/steel-souffle's posts
[WP] As it turns out, Earth *was* created by a powerful being. As a school homework. It got a barely passing grade.
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[WP] "Okay, I know he is the Destroyer of Worlds, the Bane of Stars, and a bunch of other things... but how the hell am I supposed to take him seriously when he wear a toilet seat around his neck and his scepter is a plunger?!"
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[WP] "I'm not going in there. No way back, large open space with some obstacles, a bunch of helpful stuff right here. That is clearly a bossfight arena."
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[WP] "You stand accused of slaughtering that village. Explain yourself!" "Well... there is only so much XP to go around, and I already did all the quests there, and none of them were essential either, so..."
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[WP] "Right, thats it, that was the last straw! Ruling over humanity is about as difficult as it was easy to conquer their world! Everyone start packing!"
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[WP] The heroes just unraveled the villain's master plan... through utterly wrong reasoning and sheer luck.
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