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[WP] "Oi! You got a license for that cheese?!"

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[WP] The NPC perspective when the player does nonsensical things or uses idiotic tactics just to grind skills.

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[WP] "Sire, the enemy commander wishes to know if tomorrow noon would be agreeable with us as the start of battle. They do however assure us that if needed, it could be pushed to after the afternoon biscuits and beverages."

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[WP] As it turns out, most of the dragonslaying quests were issued by dragons.

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[WP] The battle for control over the Office Thermostat reaches truly epic proportions.

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[WP] Breaking news: Man literally too angry to die.

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[WP] The Hero is extremely inept, but the plot armor is just too thick.

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[WP] "And now, the weather. Today we can expect a toasty 70-80C, with the occasional ashfall in the afternoon. Secure those umbrellas though, beachgoers! We will also have a windy day, with gusts reaching up to 120 kmh. Back to you, Steve."

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[WP] Take the first three objects you spot after reading this. Come up with a doomsday prophecy based on them.

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[WP] "Hear Ye, Hear Ye! By decree of his Most August Imperial Majesty, all within the realm are from now on to pay a yearly tax on their wealth, be they high, or lowborn... which includes your hoard, dragon..."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Oi! You got a license for that cheese?!"	178	WritingPrompts
[WP] The NPC perspective when the player does nonsensical things or uses idiotic tactics just to grind skills.	141	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Sire, the enemy commander wishes to know if tomorrow noon would be agreeable with us as the start of battle. They do however assure us that if needed, it could be pushed to after the afternoon biscuits and beverages."	122	WritingPrompts
[WP] As it turns out, most of the dragonslaying quests were issued by dragons.	110	WritingPrompts
[WP] The battle for control over the Office Thermostat reaches truly epic proportions.	107	WritingPrompts
[WP] Breaking news: Man literally too angry to die.	104	WritingPrompts
[WP] The Hero is extremely inept, but the plot armor is just too thick.	97	WritingPrompts
[WP] "And now, the weather. Today we can expect a toasty 70-80C, with the occasional ashfall in the afternoon. Secure those umbrellas though, beachgoers! We will also have a windy day, with gusts reaching up to 120 kmh. Back to you, Steve."	93	WritingPrompts
[WP] Take the first three objects you spot after reading this. Come up with a doomsday prophecy based on them.	87	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Hear Ye, Hear Ye! By decree of his Most August Imperial Majesty, all within the realm are from now on to pay a yearly tax on their wealth, be they high, or lowborn... which includes your hoard, dragon..."	82	WritingPrompts