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[WP] "To Your Royal Majesty: We who are about to do battle with you, recognize the might of your army, match for Our own. As such, to reduce the egregious loss of life and material, We hereby challenge Your army to decide the victor in a dance-off."

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[WP] "He survived today's execution too. We are running out of ideas here."

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[WP] "So, I rolled a joint, then smoked it, then it turned out that I used a page of the Necronomicon to roll it. And that leads us to this situation."

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[WP] "He is like a modern day Hannibal" "Because of the paradropping elephants?"

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[WP] After being used as a mere utility knife one too many times, the legendary sword has gone on strike.

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[WP] "As it turns out, elves have a fatal weakness: napalm."

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[WP] "So, listen... It is 2023, we've been kind of numbed to whole 'existential terrors beyond our control and comprehension'. Do you bring something new to the table, or should we put you under an existing category?"

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[WP] "Sir, we have located the rebel headquarters! It is in the palace's basement."

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[WP] "....Does a dyslexic live here? What do you mean 'Beware the god'?!"

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[WP] "Deploy the emergency goat!"

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[WP] "To Your Royal Majesty: We who are about to do battle with you, recognize the might of your army, match for Our own. As such, to reduce the egregious loss of life and material, We hereby challenge Your army to decide the victor in a dance-off."	27	WritingPrompts
[WP] "He survived today's execution too. We are running out of ideas here."	26	WritingPrompts
[WP] "So, I rolled a joint, then smoked it, then it turned out that I used a page of the Necronomicon to roll it. And that leads us to this situation."	24	WritingPrompts
[WP] "He is like a modern day Hannibal" "Because of the paradropping elephants?"	23	WritingPrompts
[WP] After being used as a mere utility knife one too many times, the legendary sword has gone on strike.	22	WritingPrompts
[WP] "As it turns out, elves have a fatal weakness: napalm."	20	WritingPrompts
[WP] "So, listen... It is 2023, we've been kind of numbed to whole 'existential terrors beyond our control and comprehension'. Do you bring something new to the table, or should we put you under an existing category?"	20	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Sir, we have located the rebel headquarters! It is in the palace's basement."	19	WritingPrompts
[WP] "....Does a dyslexic live here? What do you mean 'Beware the god'?!"	18	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Deploy the emergency goat!"	17	WritingPrompts