/u/sticcfigg's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Thank goodness I was able to resuscitate you after your heart attack!”

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We found what appeared to be the arms and legs of the missing woman in a field not far from where she was abducted.

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"Now get out there and break a leg, son", my father said as he patted my head reassuringly.

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The hums of the whales beneath were melodic and peaceful as I paddled along in my kayak.

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After spending years dedicating my life to the Lord, I finally made it to Heaven!

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They cheered and chanted as they watched their god destroy all of the other tribes.

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Axis' behavior around the neighbor's children left me worried that he may eventually hurt them, so I decided it was best to train him so he would always be gentle around them.

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“Heads or tails”, my dad asked.

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She trembled as she heard the cacophony of whimpering and wailing animals clawing and scratching inside of her room.

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It swam around in its tank aimlessly waiting to be fed a proper meal.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Thank goodness I was able to resuscitate you after your heart attack!”	7168
We found what appeared to be the arms and legs of the missing woman in a field not far from where she was abducted.	154
"Now get out there and break a leg, son", my father said as he patted my head reassuringly.	52
The hums of the whales beneath were melodic and peaceful as I paddled along in my kayak.	45
After spending years dedicating my life to the Lord, I finally made it to Heaven!	34
They cheered and chanted as they watched their god destroy all of the other tribes.	27
Axis' behavior around the neighbor's children left me worried that he may eventually hurt them, so I decided it was best to train him so he would always be gentle around them.	14
“Heads or tails”, my dad asked.	14
She trembled as she heard the cacophony of whimpering and wailing animals clawing and scratching inside of her room.	13
It swam around in its tank aimlessly waiting to be fed a proper meal.	12