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growing up, my parents wanted me to be a surgeon or a lawyer.

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as a firefighter, i don’t know what is worse.

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i thought i would hate switching to an electric car as gas prices goes up.

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Once I joked to my twins that one of them was the monster under the bed and I just kept both of them because they look identical.

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i decide to get my parents this program to forget their saddest memories for their anniversary so they can only remember the good times.

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he knew the legend, he shouldn’t turn around so close to the exit.

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“I found Waldo,” I said, looking at the computer screen.

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all we see are the repeating hallways, the infinite doors, and an exit that always seem to be close but actually out of reach.

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We sat quietly at the table as I held my boyfriend’s hand anxiously awaiting the end.

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blood is thicker than water.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
growing up, my parents wanted me to be a surgeon or a lawyer.	9603
as a firefighter, i don’t know what is worse.	4124
i thought i would hate switching to an electric car as gas prices goes up.	3068
Once I joked to my twins that one of them was the monster under the bed and I just kept both of them because they look identical.	2939
i decide to get my parents this program to forget their saddest memories for their anniversary so they can only remember the good times.	2736
he knew the legend, he shouldn’t turn around so close to the exit.	1987
“I found Waldo,” I said, looking at the computer screen.	1759
all we see are the repeating hallways, the infinite doors, and an exit that always seem to be close but actually out of reach.	1413
We sat quietly at the table as I held my boyfriend’s hand anxiously awaiting the end.	1274
blood is thicker than water.	1120