/u/stokeairsoft12's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The time machine fizzed and creaked as the scientists exclaimed with joy, "it works, professor Stevens should reappear any minute from the 20th Century!"

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The things in the woods kept close but wouldn't come within a hundred feet of the house.

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"It has been widely hypothesised that dolphins are the closest to humans in intelligence, although the gap between the 2 species is too large to concern the human race."

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I stated in horror at the image of the twisted, lanky dog like thing on the screen.

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I love taxidermy.

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I reached the elevator and pushed the button, thinking to myself that the stories about the "thing" that follows people around the hospital were false.

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The alien observed the human fighter shoot down the unmanned probe and felt a sense of disappointment.

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I gazed in awe as I looked through the bars of the shark cage at the feeding frenzy.

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"It's a good job I found you out here alone at this hour, there's some crazy folk around these parts."

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I Woke from a wonderful dream where I was out at sea, the waves splashing against the Hull of the boat and the sound of gulls screeching in the distance.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The time machine fizzed and creaked as the scientists exclaimed with joy, "it works, professor Stevens should reappear any minute from the 20th Century!"	85
The things in the woods kept close but wouldn't come within a hundred feet of the house.	61
"It has been widely hypothesised that dolphins are the closest to humans in intelligence, although the gap between the 2 species is too large to concern the human race."	54
I stated in horror at the image of the twisted, lanky dog like thing on the screen.	38
I love taxidermy.	35
I reached the elevator and pushed the button, thinking to myself that the stories about the "thing" that follows people around the hospital were false.	26
The alien observed the human fighter shoot down the unmanned probe and felt a sense of disappointment.	25
I gazed in awe as I looked through the bars of the shark cage at the feeding frenzy.	23
"It's a good job I found you out here alone at this hour, there's some crazy folk around these parts."	19
I Woke from a wonderful dream where I was out at sea, the waves splashing against the Hull of the boat and the sound of gulls screeching in the distance.	19