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The look on my girlfriends’ face when I showed her my collection of human heads, was not what I expected.

421 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As my older brother and I rode our dirt bikes in the vast sand dunes, I began to slow down.

91 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The host kept complaining that there was a hair in his eye, as he continued to rub it.

73 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I told him to stay away from daddy’s gun, officer...”

49 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My neighbors always listen to loud music..

22 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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As I nervously sit crouched behind my closet doors, hiding from the burglar, I crack the doors open to see if I can spot them.

18 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Gunfire is active all around my motionless body as I look up and see a chopper hovering down “Grab a hold of my hand soldier, we’ll get you out of here”

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“Hey Dad, look! I’m ahead of Joey!”

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I felt a piercing pinch on the inner back of my neck and the touch from my forefinger indicated that they were pimples.

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Father was preparing my brother and I cheeseburgers last night with double the meat and cheese when I commented, “Can’t wait to have a bite, those smell delicious.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The look on my girlfriends’ face when I showed her my collection of human heads, was not what I expected.	421	TwoSentenceHorror
As my older brother and I rode our dirt bikes in the vast sand dunes, I began to slow down.	91	TwoSentenceHorror
The host kept complaining that there was a hair in his eye, as he continued to rub it.	73	TwoSentenceHorror
“I told him to stay away from daddy’s gun, officer...”	49	TwoSentenceHorror
My neighbors always listen to loud music..	22	TwoSentenceComedy
As I nervously sit crouched behind my closet doors, hiding from the burglar, I crack the doors open to see if I can spot them.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
Gunfire is active all around my motionless body as I look up and see a chopper hovering down “Grab a hold of my hand soldier, we’ll get you out of here”	14	TwoSentenceHorror
“Hey Dad, look! I’m ahead of Joey!”	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I felt a piercing pinch on the inner back of my neck and the touch from my forefinger indicated that they were pimples.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Father was preparing my brother and I cheeseburgers last night with double the meat and cheese when I commented, “Can’t wait to have a bite, those smell delicious.”	3	TwoSentenceHorror