/u/stopimpersonatingme's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The enemy did not expect my 10 billion golem/machine hybrids to suddenly come out of the ground and attack them. Amateurs.
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[WP] You came into this world to cause a new age of suffering, but the people are already suffering so it wouldn't really be a *new* age of suffering so instead you make their lives better.
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[WP] You've dedicated your entire life to making a massive business spanning multiple worlds that produces the most advance technologies and magics so that you could always remove conflict and suffering with bribes and gifts. However, you encounter a problem that can't be solved with money.
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[WP] The Clowns Nose, instead of granting your wishes in the worst way possible like the monkeys paw, the Clowns Nose gives your wishes in the funniest way possible.
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[WP] "Once there were more dragons and magic in this land, those days have passed, we can only hope for their return" (many years later) "How the FUCK do we get rid of all these FUCKING DRAGONS"
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[WP] There are these magical stickers that increase the power and effects of what ever they stick to by 10%, you wonder what would happen if you stuck them to each other.
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[WP] The reason we recommended against using them wasn't because we couldn't but because the enemy had more than us, and now they're retaliating by sending them to our location, right now.
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[WP] Your gear that used to be able to cut lvl 15 heavily armored big boss guy that everyone feared into several pieces now suddenly bounces of the skin of a homeless looking dude (lvl 26) that will almost kill you with a shattered beer bottle despite you wearing some legendary armor you've found.
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