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[July2020] "Help me, I can't find my EpiPen!" yelled my abusive father as he realized the sandwich I gave him had peanuts in it.

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"Kill you I shall, feel remorse I shall not."

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Even after fighting off the zombie attack with my wife, I slept comfortably, knowing that she'd tell me if she ever showed signs of infection.

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[July2020] "Help me, I can't find the lavender oil!" I yelled, but it was already too late.

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[July2020] "Help me, I can't find my inh...."

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I thought the almond pudding my son gave me had gone bad, and threw it in the trash.

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"There's an active shooter in the building, everyone please head towards the fire exit on the second floor."

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[July2020] "Help me, I can't find the button which turns off the time loop!"

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[July2020]"Help me, I can't find the stake!" my husband yelled to me as the vampires surrounded our cabin, which we had been stuck in for days.

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[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know about the voices I hear in the walls!" I told my brother in a nervous breakdown.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[July2020] "Help me, I can't find my EpiPen!" yelled my abusive father as he realized the sandwich I gave him had peanuts in it.	1646
"Kill you I shall, feel remorse I shall not."	897
Even after fighting off the zombie attack with my wife, I slept comfortably, knowing that she'd tell me if she ever showed signs of infection.	485
[July2020] "Help me, I can't find the lavender oil!" I yelled, but it was already too late.	345
[July2020] "Help me, I can't find my inh...."	225
I thought the almond pudding my son gave me had gone bad, and threw it in the trash.	162
"There's an active shooter in the building, everyone please head towards the fire exit on the second floor."	85
[July2020] "Help me, I can't find the button which turns off the time loop!"	71
[July2020]"Help me, I can't find the stake!" my husband yelled to me as the vampires surrounded our cabin, which we had been stuck in for days.	69
[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know about the voices I hear in the walls!" I told my brother in a nervous breakdown.	61