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Humans have long since forgotten a time when animals didn't incorporate plastics in there biology. One day an archaeologist discovered a layer in the fossil record including tiny rubber ducks and fork people.[Wp]
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[WP] You started a cult to get out of jury duty, now people are starting to take it a bit to seriously.
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[WP]Your super power is you can choose not to feel pain. no one understands why you don't use it more often but what they don't know is you have to choose when you'll feel it before you can use it again.
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[WP]How did I let it get this far? The human’s kept looking closer and closer at the laws of physics, eventually I had to start making things up, how would I know it would have such devastating consequences.
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[WP] I've been writing to Santa every year all my life with no reply but this year was different, this year I accidentally spelled Satan.
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[WP] Time travel has just been achieved however it was also proved that anything you do in the past will always lead to the same future so you decide to give gatling guns to the romans kill Genghis Khan and anything else to mess up the timeline just to see how it plays out.
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[WP] The gods have decided it is your destiny to bare children with the princess what they didn’t realize is just how bad you are with women.
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