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Scrolling through r/oddlyterrifying late at night, I had to admit that the laugh from OP's toddler was really creepy.

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I-M-B-E-C-I-L-I-T-Y was a word I had never learned, as the daughter of a farmer without much formal education.

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When the doorbell rang, I felt butterflies in my stomach about our big third date, nervous to clear the air before we finally became intimate.

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When little Sally Collins from nextdoor went missing, I was the last person in my family to get hung up over it.

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My boss emailed me around 1am to tell me that he had seen me logged into our development platform and was concerned about me working so late.

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[May21] "Mother, may I ask you to wire me some money?"

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"We have the technology to remove the parasite now with little risk to your health, but legally we are required to wait until it bursts through and ruptures your organs."

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[May21] "MOTHER, MAY I BATHE IN THE LIGHT OF YOUR ETERNAL GLORY" suddenly blared into my Raycons, which I assumed were accidentally bluetooth paired to my husband's phone again.

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The 7 year old screamed in abject terror from the back of the police car, but as a Child Protective Services worker, I knew he was going to a much safer place.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Scrolling through r/oddlyterrifying late at night, I had to admit that the laugh from OP's toddler was really creepy.	2780
I-M-B-E-C-I-L-I-T-Y was a word I had never learned, as the daughter of a farmer without much formal education.	796
When the doorbell rang, I felt butterflies in my stomach about our big third date, nervous to clear the air before we finally became intimate.	696
When little Sally Collins from nextdoor went missing, I was the last person in my family to get hung up over it.	140
My boss emailed me around 1am to tell me that he had seen me logged into our development platform and was concerned about me working so late.	57
[May21] "Mother, may I ask you to wire me some money?"	55
"We have the technology to remove the parasite now with little risk to your health, but legally we are required to wait until it bursts through and ruptures your organs."	37
[May21] "MOTHER, MAY I BATHE IN THE LIGHT OF YOUR ETERNAL GLORY" suddenly blared into my Raycons, which I assumed were accidentally bluetooth paired to my husband's phone again.	26
The 7 year old screamed in abject terror from the back of the police car, but as a Child Protective Services worker, I knew he was going to a much safer place.	2