/u/sugar-soad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I hoped the girl would not notice the weapon I was holding as she slowly began to kiss my face and neck

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My parents offered to buy me an electric wheelchair after the accident, but I refused as I felt it would make me look weak

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I kissed my four year old son on the forehead and told him that I loved him, as he smiled up at me

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My dog has always been very protective of me and will growl at anyone if he thinks they intend on harming me

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I was beyond annoyed with my wife as she had been singing Staying Alive by the Bee Gees all morning, and it had been distracting me from my work

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My family and friends all stared at me in shock, as my tourette's made me scream out "fucking assholes"

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[AUG21] My father loves to use stupid dad jokes as he is punishing me

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The mother screamed as I ripped the newborn out of her hands, before throwing it to the ground and caving in it's skull with my boot NSFW

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My father would always take great pleasure in showing me to how to tie my laces when I was growing up

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My dad kept repeating "hi hungry, I am dad", with a huge smile on his face

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hoped the girl would not notice the weapon I was holding as she slowly began to kiss my face and neck	3855
My parents offered to buy me an electric wheelchair after the accident, but I refused as I felt it would make me look weak	3827
I kissed my four year old son on the forehead and told him that I loved him, as he smiled up at me	3794
My dog has always been very protective of me and will growl at anyone if he thinks they intend on harming me	3644
I was beyond annoyed with my wife as she had been singing Staying Alive by the Bee Gees all morning, and it had been distracting me from my work	3640
My family and friends all stared at me in shock, as my tourette's made me scream out "fucking assholes"	3268
[AUG21] My father loves to use stupid dad jokes as he is punishing me	3252
The mother screamed as I ripped the newborn out of her hands, before throwing it to the ground and caving in it's skull with my boot NSFW	3047
My father would always take great pleasure in showing me to how to tie my laces when I was growing up	2631
My dad kept repeating "hi hungry, I am dad", with a huge smile on his face	2603