/u/sugar-soad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My girlfriend took off her bra and proudly exclaimed "what do you think of these as I grew them myself?" NSFW

2447 upvotes

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My daughter cannot stop crying and hasn't left her room in days

2381 upvotes

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My girlfriend looked crestfallen when I didn't immediately reply when she asked me if I thought she looked fat

2312 upvotes

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My husband shook me awake and told me he had finally got me the perfect birthday present NSFW

2301 upvotes

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I was disgusted when I found my four year old daughter eating rotten fruit from the garbage

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My girlfriend assured me that this would help with my erectile dysfunction NSFW

2005 upvotes

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I placed the gun against my son's head and pulled the trigger, as I didn't want him to turn into one of those disgusting creatures NSFW

2003 upvotes

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I ran to find my mommy after I had finished my scientific experiment

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After our son was born, we went out and bought the most expensive materials to guarantee his safety

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My father was trying desperately to hold back tears as he explained to the policeman that my mother had been hearing voices lately, which convinced her to drown my baby brother

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My girlfriend took off her bra and proudly exclaimed "what do you think of these as I grew them myself?" NSFW	2447
My daughter cannot stop crying and hasn't left her room in days	2381
My girlfriend looked crestfallen when I didn't immediately reply when she asked me if I thought she looked fat	2312
My husband shook me awake and told me he had finally got me the perfect birthday present NSFW	2301
I was disgusted when I found my four year old daughter eating rotten fruit from the garbage	2094
My girlfriend assured me that this would help with my erectile dysfunction NSFW	2005
I placed the gun against my son's head and pulled the trigger, as I didn't want him to turn into one of those disgusting creatures NSFW	2003
I ran to find my mommy after I had finished my scientific experiment	1852
After our son was born, we went out and bought the most expensive materials to guarantee his safety	1759
My father was trying desperately to hold back tears as he explained to the policeman that my mother had been hearing voices lately, which convinced her to drown my baby brother	1673