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My wife has always told me I take things too literally

640 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I let out a scream of agony as the hot oil in the pan burned my hand

638 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The room went deathly silent after the plate dropped out of my hand and shattered on the floor

637 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My husband always wanted to be a father

636 upvotes • r/shortscarystories

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I have never been bothered by my boyfriend's foot fetish as everyone has their quirks

611 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I told my boyfriend that he had the biggest that I had ever seen, but had to explain to him that bigger isn't always better NSFW

610 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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[WP] You were the world's most famous supervillain who decided to retire after having your first child. You are now the owner of a very popular restaurant in your city. You are shocked when you see your arch nemesis sitting in your restaurant. You lock eyes and know that this will be awkward

601 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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I let out a scream of torment as I once again unintentionally killed my mother and failed the time loop NSFW

598 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My mother always uses the shocked Pikachu face anytime I correct her on something

595 upvotes • r/shortscarystories

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My parents bought my twin sister a first class ticket for her dream holiday, but they told me if I wanted to go then I would have to pay for myself

577 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife has always told me I take things too literally	640	TwoSentenceHorror
I let out a scream of agony as the hot oil in the pan burned my hand	638	TwoSentenceHorror
The room went deathly silent after the plate dropped out of my hand and shattered on the floor	637	TwoSentenceSadness
My husband always wanted to be a father	636	shortscarystories
I have never been bothered by my boyfriend's foot fetish as everyone has their quirks	611	TwoSentenceHorror
I told my boyfriend that he had the biggest that I had ever seen, but had to explain to him that bigger isn't always better NSFW	610	TwoSentenceComedy
[WP] You were the world's most famous supervillain who decided to retire after having your first child. You are now the owner of a very popular restaurant in your city. You are shocked when you see your arch nemesis sitting in your restaurant. You lock eyes and know that this will be awkward	601	WritingPrompts
I let out a scream of torment as I once again unintentionally killed my mother and failed the time loop NSFW	598	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother always uses the shocked Pikachu face anytime I correct her on something	595	shortscarystories
My parents bought my twin sister a first class ticket for her dream holiday, but they told me if I wanted to go then I would have to pay for myself	577	TwoSentenceComedy