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My dad always told me, “It’s bad luck to close a pocketknife if you weren’t the one who opened it”.

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My two childhood best friends, whom I still tell all my secrets, have never lost my trust.

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Growing up my grandpa always told me our family fortune came from an investment in God’s country.

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If a bird gets in the house or flutters in an open doorway or window it is an omen of death.

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I called you today but you weren’t home…

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My eyelids widened to a flurry of blinks, neck muscles strained while fingers clawed at the object of my abuse.

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He yelled, “You can’t do a fuckin’ thing right, don’t you know if a picture falls and lands face down, someone will die”, while she aimed for his bald spot.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad always told me, “It’s bad luck to close a pocketknife if you weren’t the one who opened it”.	362
My two childhood best friends, whom I still tell all my secrets, have never lost my trust.	305
Growing up my grandpa always told me our family fortune came from an investment in God’s country.	44
If a bird gets in the house or flutters in an open doorway or window it is an omen of death.	12
I called you today but you weren’t home…	10
My eyelids widened to a flurry of blinks, neck muscles strained while fingers clawed at the object of my abuse.	2
He yelled, “You can’t do a fuckin’ thing right, don’t you know if a picture falls and lands face down, someone will die”, while she aimed for his bald spot.	1