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I thought that the morning my husband murdered me to be with his mistress was the worst day of my existence.

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The local printing station rudely refused to print the flyers for my lost python, stating they had “run out of ink” among other lame excuses…

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I pressed the pillow hard against my son’s face, fighting a wave of maternal guilt as his tiny body struggled underneath me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought that the morning my husband murdered me to be with his mistress was the worst day of my existence.	6367
The local printing station rudely refused to print the flyers for my lost python, stating they had “run out of ink” among other lame excuses…	2978
I pressed the pillow hard against my son’s face, fighting a wave of maternal guilt as his tiny body struggled underneath me.	41