/u/t0rvahl's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The man in the moon came down too soon, while we were all abed!

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If you hear an ice-cream truck at night, contact the police - but do NOT call your spouse.

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We've been staring at each other from opposite sides of the bed for what feels like hours - my face flushed, his sporting a wide grin.

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In my parents' hallway, there's a painting of a frightened woman that's always bothered me, and today I finally figured out why.

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If monsters lurk beneath your bed, just blink three times and they’ll be dead.

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"It's okay, I don't bite," she said, kneeling down to smile at the boy.

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The deepest point of the ocean is 10,916 metres beneath the surface.

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When he saw me, his jaw hit the floor.

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No one thanked the physicist who finally proved the universe was a computer simulation.

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I don't mind that my housemate brings guys home.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The man in the moon came down too soon, while we were all abed!	5942
If you hear an ice-cream truck at night, contact the police - but do NOT call your spouse.	883
We've been staring at each other from opposite sides of the bed for what feels like hours - my face flushed, his sporting a wide grin.	665
In my parents' hallway, there's a painting of a frightened woman that's always bothered me, and today I finally figured out why.	228
If monsters lurk beneath your bed, just blink three times and they’ll be dead.	218
"It's okay, I don't bite," she said, kneeling down to smile at the boy.	196
The deepest point of the ocean is 10,916 metres beneath the surface.	169
When he saw me, his jaw hit the floor.	159
No one thanked the physicist who finally proved the universe was a computer simulation.	136
I don't mind that my housemate brings guys home.	135