/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]: You have just challenged someone into a duel. While the man who insulted you is hardly a gentleman, as the challengee, he gets to pick the weapon. He chooses squirrels. You thought you misheard or misunderstood, but you did not. This madman really means to kill you with a rodent.
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[WP]: They've discovered a way to cancel all marks of ageing, now people simply drop dead as they reach 150, still looking exactly the same as they did at 18. Young people have to compete with them for everything.
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[WP]: You took in a litter of foster puppies after they lost their mother. Their mother doesn't trust you, she lingers. You are being haunted by a very good girl.
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[WP]: In a way, the mafia works like a farm: Every person has their own role and does their own duty, whether to produce, guard, or provide. You, the cat, mainly catch rats and annoy the shit out of the boss.
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[WP]: To preserve the knowledge of the dangers of radiation and nuclear waste for millenia, a religion was built around it. 3000 years into the future you, a novice, begin to re-interpret the oldest of the holy writings, and discover something new.
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[WP]: Becoming aware that you are fictional wasn’t bad enough. On atop of that you’re not even in the REAL story, you’re in poorly written fanfiction.
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[WP]: You talked yourself out of an arrest by praising the officer's devotion to his job, you talked yourself out of a mugging by complimenting the robber's character. You are the Flatterer, and you can sweet talk your way out of anything.
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[WP]: You have met the most amazing person, the love of your life. One day, just when you're about to kiss, a harpy sticks her head in through your window and yells: "HEY! The deal clearly said, 'no seduction'!"
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[WP]: You weren't happy about being expected to babysit your cousins. They wanted to go to the backyard to play Space Wizards Destroy The Centaur Planet. You were indifferent, but it's been 3 hours and by now you are seriously invested in the plot.
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