WritingPrompts

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[WP]: Somehow, your neighbour crashing into your wall and breaking through headfirst did not turn out to be the worst or weirdest thing that happened to you today.	6
[WP]: Petting zoos become a norm in the universe. Humans gather in them because they find petting other creatures pleasant and relaxing, and other creatures come to them because being petted by humans feels strangely nice.	6
[WP]: You work in a research facility. One day you get to work, go to the lab, but nothing is working. The mice you experiment on have unionised.	6
[WP]: "Don't worry, I've built an immunity over the years", your rescuer says, casually plucking one of the animal tranquilizer needles off his arm.	5
[WP]: You play matchmaker between villains and their henchmen - stupid mooks to idiot brutes, sophisticated assassins to the insidious schemers, you arrange wonderful contracts between the very best of the very worst.	5
[WP]: One of your family's dearest stories is the final words - and final wish - of your great-great uncle: "I wish to make it known that the absolute irony of my manner of death was not lost to me."	5
[WP]: Somehow, your mom has been blocked, banned, blacklisted and added to the no-contact list of every supernatural being. Demons, faeries, witches, NOBODY who has dealt with her before will deal with her again.	5
[WP]: First the gangs started taking along some witty smartmouth just to trash-talk their rivals during fights. Then their hilarious insults started getting more attention than the actual battle. Now you just let the jesters roast each other to settle feuds.	5
[IP]: The Great Escape	4
[WP]: A wild, compulsive liar's wildly exaggerated story of how and why he was late for work this morning.	4

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