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[WP]: Being a horrible, absolute coward strangely enough makes you an excellent assassin, leaving nothing to chance. You always get the job done, mainly because you fear your master more than anything else.

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[WP]: A witch has cursed you - every time you do something that annoys her, you turn an inch shorter.

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[WP]: Much to the confusion and irritation of EVERYONE involved, somehow "bite me, you evil demonic fuck" constitutes as an invitation to a binding supernatural contract. Wielding a broken umbrella as his weapon, your brother is now a license-carrying Warlock.

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[WP]: Due to a booking error, a fashion event, a truck exhibition a furry convention have been booked into the same premises, on the same day

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[WP]: "You know why we've got cars and skyscrapers and stuff but chimpanzees don't? I mean, they've got hands too. It's because chimps never help each other."

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[WP]: Almost all intelligent, social species learn about each other through memes. They are translated from one form to another to encourage interaction. An unhuman friend timidly approaches you, asking if she could have a taste of one of humanity's most elusive treasures: the Night Water.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP]: Being a horrible, absolute coward strangely enough makes you an excellent assassin, leaving nothing to chance. You always get the job done, mainly because you fear your master more than anything else.	2
[WP]: A witch has cursed you - every time you do something that annoys her, you turn an inch shorter.	2
[WP]: Much to the confusion and irritation of EVERYONE involved, somehow "bite me, you evil demonic fuck" constitutes as an invitation to a binding supernatural contract. Wielding a broken umbrella as his weapon, your brother is now a license-carrying Warlock.	1
[WP]: Due to a booking error, a fashion event, a truck exhibition a furry convention have been booked into the same premises, on the same day	1
[WP]: "You know why we've got cars and skyscrapers and stuff but chimpanzees don't? I mean, they've got hands too. It's because chimps never help each other."	1
[WP]: Almost all intelligent, social species learn about each other through memes. They are translated from one form to another to encourage interaction. An unhuman friend timidly approaches you, asking if she could have a taste of one of humanity's most elusive treasures: the Night Water.	1