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[DEC22] “I’m justly proud of my work, having helped billions of grateful souls escape their prisons….”
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When the usher asked her what she was doing outside the church, she raised her camera and said, “I’m here to shoot the bride and groom.”
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When she heard the news that a student in her sons school had been caught with explosives in his backpack, she leapt in her car right away.
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Her heart swelled with pride and she couldn’t help but smile when her teenage son said, “I made your birthday present all by myself mom.”
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[APR23] As the Wizard raised his staff an agony of searing pain blossomed in the pit of Pippin’s stomach, and the hobbit knew this time he’d finally pushed Gandalf too far.
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[FEB23] Are there any financial benefits for individuals who provide at-home care for veterans who were permanently disabled in the war effort?
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