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[NOV22] “Oh Euphrosyne, Goddess of Joy, to you I offer tribute and humbly pray that you may grant me lifelong happiness!”

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[APR23] Those fools on the school board refused to add any of the books on my list to their kids’ curriculum.

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[MAY23] He'd been drinking too much and he simply lost his balance while standing beside the bonfire.

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I dried his tears and asked my toddler why he was crying.

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[MAY23] When the night guard caught a whiff of bonfire smoke he hiked up into the hills expecting to find some kids throwing a party.

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Though she was gone I could still smell that dog-fur scent on her her collar as I held it to my face and reminisced.

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[DEC22] “You are authorized to deploy any and all weapons, to ensure none of these parasites escape containment!”

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[JAN23] “I’d finally had enough of the lies so I posted my confession and shot that two-faced bastard right in the head.”

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Nothing satisfies me more than a girl who can laugh and have a good time during the act.

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I assumed the button was just stuck on my ring doorbell when it chimed even though no one was there.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV22] “Oh Euphrosyne, Goddess of Joy, to you I offer tribute and humbly pray that you may grant me lifelong happiness!”	12
[APR23] Those fools on the school board refused to add any of the books on my list to their kids’ curriculum.	12
[MAY23] He'd been drinking too much and he simply lost his balance while standing beside the bonfire.	12
I dried his tears and asked my toddler why he was crying.	12
[MAY23] When the night guard caught a whiff of bonfire smoke he hiked up into the hills expecting to find some kids throwing a party.	12
Though she was gone I could still smell that dog-fur scent on her her collar as I held it to my face and reminisced.	12
[DEC22] “You are authorized to deploy any and all weapons, to ensure none of these parasites escape containment!”	11
[JAN23] “I’d finally had enough of the lies so I posted my confession and shot that two-faced bastard right in the head.”	11
Nothing satisfies me more than a girl who can laugh and have a good time during the act.	11
I assumed the button was just stuck on my ring doorbell when it chimed even though no one was there.	11