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[FEB23] My kids are utterly convinced that the basement is haunted and they say the ghosts down there are very mean and angry.

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August ANNOUNCEMENT and July WINNERS!

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Parenting advice needed: how do we get our baby to stop scratching herself in her sleep?!

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My wife said she feels extremely depressed whenever I’m away from the old house we just moved into and I assumed she was just feeling lonely.

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Update: the county has just signed a very lucrative trade agreement with the BrainX Patent and Copyright Agency!

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“The bad news is: a dumpster diver found the body and even tried to get the blanket she was wrapped in before he realized what it contained.”

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My wife would never admit that having a third kid was too expensive, too stressful, and all around a terrible choice.

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Honestly I’m so disgusted by my husband right now that I’m shaking and I don’t know how long it will take to forgive him.

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“Why are there so many crows just hanging out in your backyard?”

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[OCT22] He still loved her, so his heart and mind shattered when she said “I want a divorce and I’m owed half the life we made together.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[FEB23] My kids are utterly convinced that the basement is haunted and they say the ghosts down there are very mean and angry.	11
August ANNOUNCEMENT and July WINNERS!	11
Parenting advice needed: how do we get our baby to stop scratching herself in her sleep?!	11
My wife said she feels extremely depressed whenever I’m away from the old house we just moved into and I assumed she was just feeling lonely.	11
Update: the county has just signed a very lucrative trade agreement with the BrainX Patent and Copyright Agency!	11
“The bad news is: a dumpster diver found the body and even tried to get the blanket she was wrapped in before he realized what it contained.”	10
My wife would never admit that having a third kid was too expensive, too stressful, and all around a terrible choice.	10
Honestly I’m so disgusted by my husband right now that I’m shaking and I don’t know how long it will take to forgive him.	10
“Why are there so many crows just hanging out in your backyard?”	10
[OCT22] He still loved her, so his heart and mind shattered when she said “I want a divorce and I’m owed half the life we made together.”	10