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[JAN23] I spiked my wife’s coffee with truth serum just to see how two-faced she really was.

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I’ve always loved those classic movie monsters, thats why I’m trying to make my own with practical effects.

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“That piece of shit shot 13 kids!”

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[SEP22] The crew on the ISS was understandably fascinated when they realized the object drifting towards them through the dark of space somewhat resembled a mummified human body.

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I’m so excited I can barely even type this, but tonight my wife and I are gonna go to the bar separately and I’m gonna watch her seduce a stranger.

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[FEB23] Beaming with pride she shouted, “30-love, looks like I finally beat you!”

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The dragon slayer loosed his arrow and it would have flown to its mark.

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When this batch of nasal spray is finally recalled and tracked back to me, I will gladly face the legal consequences of my actions.

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Looking carefully at her drivers license, he realized it was a fake.

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“He’s the sweetest pupper ever, there’s no way he’d ever hurt anybody.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JAN23] I spiked my wife’s coffee with truth serum just to see how two-faced she really was.	24
I’ve always loved those classic movie monsters, thats why I’m trying to make my own with practical effects.	23
“That piece of shit shot 13 kids!”	23
[SEP22] The crew on the ISS was understandably fascinated when they realized the object drifting towards them through the dark of space somewhat resembled a mummified human body.	23
I’m so excited I can barely even type this, but tonight my wife and I are gonna go to the bar separately and I’m gonna watch her seduce a stranger.	22
[FEB23] Beaming with pride she shouted, “30-love, looks like I finally beat you!”	22
The dragon slayer loosed his arrow and it would have flown to its mark.	22
When this batch of nasal spray is finally recalled and tracked back to me, I will gladly face the legal consequences of my actions.	22
Looking carefully at her drivers license, he realized it was a fake.	22
“He’s the sweetest pupper ever, there’s no way he’d ever hurt anybody.”	22