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These days it really is best to just try not to think about where our food really comes from.

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Looking carefully at her drivers license, he realized it was a fake.

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[OCT22] “I love you far too much to let our wedding end in a FUCKING DIVORCE!”

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Today I was reading on the FDA website and I learned that the acceptable count limit for insect body parts in crunchy peanut butter is nearly 45 pieces per 100 grams, about 50% higher than the limit for creamy.

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“Zombie deer” are simply infected with a virus that causes them to completely lose all fear of humans.

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[JAN23] The mods on this sub are two-faced LIARS!!!

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I’m not going to name names, but I work private security for a well known surgeon.

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He was picking up litter down by the bay, when he found the end of a hose sticking up out of the muck.

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[OCT22] The bride’s shoulders heaved with sobs as he slipped the ring on her finger.

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[JAN23] She finished off her scathing status update with, “my husband is an abusive, two-faced devil and this is my only escape.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
These days it really is best to just try not to think about where our food really comes from.	22
Looking carefully at her drivers license, he realized it was a fake.	22
[OCT22] “I love you far too much to let our wedding end in a FUCKING DIVORCE!”	21
Today I was reading on the FDA website and I learned that the acceptable count limit for insect body parts in crunchy peanut butter is nearly 45 pieces per 100 grams, about 50% higher than the limit for creamy.	21
“Zombie deer” are simply infected with a virus that causes them to completely lose all fear of humans.	21
[JAN23] The mods on this sub are two-faced LIARS!!!	21
I’m not going to name names, but I work private security for a well known surgeon.	20
He was picking up litter down by the bay, when he found the end of a hose sticking up out of the muck.	20
[OCT22] The bride’s shoulders heaved with sobs as he slipped the ring on her finger.	20
[JAN23] She finished off her scathing status update with, “my husband is an abusive, two-faced devil and this is my only escape.”	20