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Is five bucks a good deal for selling an entire bin of used clothes to Once Upon a Child?

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His girlfriend said, “my grandfather actually lived through the holocaust so he loves meeting young Jewish people and sharing his story.”

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My wife never trusted mother to babysit our kids, but I always told her she did a good enough job taking care of me.

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I asked my mom if she wanted to be buried or cremated.

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[DEC23] “Thanks to your dedication we doubled our profits this past year, so in lieu of a bonus we’re throwing a company party!”

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I spent half my damn shift at this stupid seasonal Halloween store looking for a costume that would fit my size.

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He shrieked and rattled his chains as the cannibals hacked off another leg.

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I had always wondered what would happen if a human were to be raised from birth in a sensory deprivation environment— with no light, no outside sound, and no human interaction.

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[OCT22] “She‘s the love of my life and she’s oblivious enough to invite ME to her wedding?!”

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[MAY23] On the fifth day, the volunteer search team finally found the missing teens under a busy cloud of flies.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Is five bucks a good deal for selling an entire bin of used clothes to Once Upon a Child?	3751
His girlfriend said, “my grandfather actually lived through the holocaust so he loves meeting young Jewish people and sharing his story.”	3546
My wife never trusted mother to babysit our kids, but I always told her she did a good enough job taking care of me.	2883
I asked my mom if she wanted to be buried or cremated.	2544
[DEC23] “Thanks to your dedication we doubled our profits this past year, so in lieu of a bonus we’re throwing a company party!”	2367
I spent half my damn shift at this stupid seasonal Halloween store looking for a costume that would fit my size.	2224
He shrieked and rattled his chains as the cannibals hacked off another leg.	2209
I had always wondered what would happen if a human were to be raised from birth in a sensory deprivation environment— with no light, no outside sound, and no human interaction.	2104
[OCT22] “She‘s the love of my life and she’s oblivious enough to invite ME to her wedding?!”	2077
[MAY23] On the fifth day, the volunteer search team finally found the missing teens under a busy cloud of flies.	1883