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[DEC22] The steel bar fell hard enough to fracture his tibia and trap him by the leg….

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[OCT22] Their private ceremony was absolutely beautiful, and the camera showed the bride so visibly happy.

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She knew the best way to fully detox from her social media addiction was to go to her own personal rehab: 2 weeks alone at her family cabin with ZERO electronics.

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He said to his therapist, “I know during recovery we’re supposed to apologize to the people we’ve hurt, but everybody I’ve hurt with my addiction is dead and gone.”

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“Haha, got your nose!”

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The cashier said, “these are delicious with rosemary and vinegar!”

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[JAN23] Weak from sepsis, he muttered: “My crush said maybe she’d go out with me if I weren’t so two-faced.”

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You didn’t forget to lock your door when you got home, in fact it was the first thing you did.

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I switched to motion detecting bulbs throughout my house, because I sometimes forget to turn the lights off at night.

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[DEC23] When my daughter changed her RSVP I was so thrilled I didn’t mind the extra work of doubling my recipe.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[DEC22] The steel bar fell hard enough to fracture his tibia and trap him by the leg….	55
[OCT22] Their private ceremony was absolutely beautiful, and the camera showed the bride so visibly happy.	54
She knew the best way to fully detox from her social media addiction was to go to her own personal rehab: 2 weeks alone at her family cabin with ZERO electronics.	54
He said to his therapist, “I know during recovery we’re supposed to apologize to the people we’ve hurt, but everybody I’ve hurt with my addiction is dead and gone.”	53
“Haha, got your nose!”	51
The cashier said, “these are delicious with rosemary and vinegar!”	51
[JAN23] Weak from sepsis, he muttered: “My crush said maybe she’d go out with me if I weren’t so two-faced.”	49
You didn’t forget to lock your door when you got home, in fact it was the first thing you did.	49
I switched to motion detecting bulbs throughout my house, because I sometimes forget to turn the lights off at night.	49
[DEC23] When my daughter changed her RSVP I was so thrilled I didn’t mind the extra work of doubling my recipe.	49