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The little boy pulled the trigger but his laughter faltered when his daddy didn’t get back up…..

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After my mom and dad divorced I never really had much contact with him, so I was surprised when he left me his cabin in the Appalachians.

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She should have been sleeping but instead she’s listening to her poor baby crying yet again.

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Last night I dreamed my wife was commanding me to kill myself so we could be together again.

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He wasn’t conventionally attractive, but somehow she found herself intensely aroused every time her hair stylist worked with her auburn tresses….

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[DEC22] As a psychiatrist I know I shouldn’t admit this, but one of my patients is simply beyond help.

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“Look out guys some asshole just snuck up behind me and downed me in one shot!”

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[FEB23] Thank you for your family’s participation in our human drug trials.

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[JAN23] The showman gestured with a flourish to the Two-Faced Girl and cried, “ladies and gentlemen step right up and gaze upon this living wonder of the natural world!”

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When he heard their high pitched voices out on the porch daring each other to go into the “haunted house” he quietly moved deeper into the pantry and held his knife tight.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The little boy pulled the trigger but his laughter faltered when his daddy didn’t get back up…..	48
After my mom and dad divorced I never really had much contact with him, so I was surprised when he left me his cabin in the Appalachians.	48
She should have been sleeping but instead she’s listening to her poor baby crying yet again.	47
Last night I dreamed my wife was commanding me to kill myself so we could be together again.	45
He wasn’t conventionally attractive, but somehow she found herself intensely aroused every time her hair stylist worked with her auburn tresses….	44
[DEC22] As a psychiatrist I know I shouldn’t admit this, but one of my patients is simply beyond help.	44
“Look out guys some asshole just snuck up behind me and downed me in one shot!”	44
[FEB23] Thank you for your family’s participation in our human drug trials.	42
[JAN23] The showman gestured with a flourish to the Two-Faced Girl and cried, “ladies and gentlemen step right up and gaze upon this living wonder of the natural world!”	42
When he heard their high pitched voices out on the porch daring each other to go into the “haunted house” he quietly moved deeper into the pantry and held his knife tight.	41