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Since starting with this new church my husband says we can’t have sex unless it’s for procreation and since we have enough kids that’s off the table.

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[NOV22] I told my son about my diagnosis and said that I wanted to make things right with him.

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Warm blood dripped from the tiger’s muzzle, as he used his powerful jaws to sheer the flesh off another fallen opponent.

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[JAN23] I never gathered any evidence of the violence I’d suffered at his hands, so everybody —even my own family— believed that two-faced liar when he said that I was the abusive one.

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“Eye drop delivery for the office of Dr. Louis.”

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[APR23] Sorry I haven’t posted in a while and I know this is about a week late but I wanted to brag about all the trash I removed last Saturday for Earth Day:

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[FEB23] I went into this field of study to see if I could finally learn what makes cannibals tick and develop a treatment to fix them.

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[OCT22] He raised a glass of champagne and said, “I can hardly believe you and Henry Isaac jumped the broom!”

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Winnie the Pooh greedily ate all the honey they offered and smiled so broad when they poured the rest all over him. When the flies and bees clustered around his face he began to giggle, that silly old bear.

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By the time they found him, his writing den was foul with the smells of stale feces and oozing decay.

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Since starting with this new church my husband says we can’t have sex unless it’s for procreation and since we have enough kids that’s off the table.	16
[NOV22] I told my son about my diagnosis and said that I wanted to make things right with him.	16
Warm blood dripped from the tiger’s muzzle, as he used his powerful jaws to sheer the flesh off another fallen opponent.	15
[JAN23] I never gathered any evidence of the violence I’d suffered at his hands, so everybody —even my own family— believed that two-faced liar when he said that I was the abusive one.	15
“Eye drop delivery for the office of Dr. Louis.”	15
[APR23] Sorry I haven’t posted in a while and I know this is about a week late but I wanted to brag about all the trash I removed last Saturday for Earth Day:	15
[FEB23] I went into this field of study to see if I could finally learn what makes cannibals tick and develop a treatment to fix them.	15
[OCT22] He raised a glass of champagne and said, “I can hardly believe you and Henry Isaac jumped the broom!”	15
Winnie the Pooh greedily ate all the honey they offered and smiled so broad when they poured the rest all over him. When the flies and bees clustered around his face he began to giggle, that silly old bear.	15
By the time they found him, his writing den was foul with the smells of stale feces and oozing decay.	14