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When I saw that guy toss his garbage into the brush, I caught up to him and yelled in his face: “PROPER HIKING ETIQUETTE IS LEAVE NO TRACE!!!”

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He placed his foot in the disabled steel trap, shrieked as desperarely as he could, and then pretended to faint.

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She wanted to love her newborn, but every time she looked at him all she felt was exhaustion and resentment.

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[DEC23] I regretted snooping in my Grandfather’s study when I found a hand written book titled: “A Love Beyond Death.”

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[DEC22] Following his family down into the cellar, the escaped slave whispered: “God bless you for hiding us in your safe-house Mr. John.”

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[NOV22] God said to his Son: “they will write: God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”

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[DEC22] My captor’s eyes seemed to glow with malicious glee as he promised: “there is no escape!”

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It was very kind of that sweet old woman next door to knit a blanket for our baby, but I wish he wasn’t so obsessed with the thing.

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“I try my best to make pretty girls laugh and you are no exception.”

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She always thought of herself as an eternally unlucky perpetual renter so it was an extremely surreal feeling when she used her lottery winnings to actually close on a stonework house with a slate roof.

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When I saw that guy toss his garbage into the brush, I caught up to him and yelled in his face: “PROPER HIKING ETIQUETTE IS LEAVE NO TRACE!!!”	14
He placed his foot in the disabled steel trap, shrieked as desperarely as he could, and then pretended to faint.	14
She wanted to love her newborn, but every time she looked at him all she felt was exhaustion and resentment.	14
[DEC23] I regretted snooping in my Grandfather’s study when I found a hand written book titled: “A Love Beyond Death.”	14
[DEC22] Following his family down into the cellar, the escaped slave whispered: “God bless you for hiding us in your safe-house Mr. John.”	14
[NOV22] God said to his Son: “they will write: God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.”	14
[DEC22] My captor’s eyes seemed to glow with malicious glee as he promised: “there is no escape!”	14
It was very kind of that sweet old woman next door to knit a blanket for our baby, but I wish he wasn’t so obsessed with the thing.	13
“I try my best to make pretty girls laugh and you are no exception.”	13
She always thought of herself as an eternally unlucky perpetual renter so it was an extremely surreal feeling when she used her lottery winnings to actually close on a stonework house with a slate roof.	13