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[JAN23] “If you don’t put out I’ll tell your husband where you’re hiding.”

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We were talking about arachnophobia in the group chat and somebody told me that the only way for me to overcome my fears is to face them, by simply handling a spider.

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[JAN23] Her attacker shrieked: “I’ll unmask you to the whole world, you two-faced reptillian bitch!”

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The older boys really didn’t intend for this to happen….

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“It’s not like I was scared of the screening itself, but that thirty dollar copay would have meant skipping quite a few meals.”

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As the EMT’s loaded Jack into the ambulance, they assured him that the police would contact next of kin to come and watch his toddlers.

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The vampiress snuck in through the open window and sucked greedily from the child’s throat.

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Last session I told my shrink I was having intrusive thoughts that were basically violent fantasies about hurting living things.

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“Before I can bake the pie, I have to peel the Peach!”

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Our host gestured to the party favors and said, “choose whoever you want.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JAN23] “If you don’t put out I’ll tell your husband where you’re hiding.”	41
We were talking about arachnophobia in the group chat and somebody told me that the only way for me to overcome my fears is to face them, by simply handling a spider.	41
[JAN23] Her attacker shrieked: “I’ll unmask you to the whole world, you two-faced reptillian bitch!”	41
The older boys really didn’t intend for this to happen….	41
“It’s not like I was scared of the screening itself, but that thirty dollar copay would have meant skipping quite a few meals.”	41
As the EMT’s loaded Jack into the ambulance, they assured him that the police would contact next of kin to come and watch his toddlers.	40
The vampiress snuck in through the open window and sucked greedily from the child’s throat.	40
Last session I told my shrink I was having intrusive thoughts that were basically violent fantasies about hurting living things.	40
“Before I can bake the pie, I have to peel the Peach!”	39
Our host gestured to the party favors and said, “choose whoever you want.”	39