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I’m so excited to announce that I just got the WriteAssist Neural Chip installed so the stories I write will be better than ever!!!

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He opened the pumpkin carving kit and used the little saw to carve out the eyes.

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He adored his mama, so he had done as she asked and turned the water into wine for that wedding all those days ago.

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Does anyone know what they actually put in holy water?

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He took his child to the lab for some father son bonding time.

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[OCT22] At first he’d held her close and joked about how all they’d ever wanted was to go somewhere private for their honeymoon.

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[APR23] “Ah, my foolish heart,” he sighed, “why did you have to fall in love with another woman who would never return your affection?!”

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I’ve been geocaching for years because it’s so fun to leave little treasures for the next cacher to find.

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they keep saying the infection will make me irrational and violent, but i feel fine.

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[JAN23] Even though I prayed for forgiveness, I still feel two-faced for sliding the salt across the table.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m so excited to announce that I just got the WriteAssist Neural Chip installed so the stories I write will be better than ever!!!	74
He opened the pumpkin carving kit and used the little saw to carve out the eyes.	73
He adored his mama, so he had done as she asked and turned the water into wine for that wedding all those days ago.	72
Does anyone know what they actually put in holy water?	70
He took his child to the lab for some father son bonding time.	65
[OCT22] At first he’d held her close and joked about how all they’d ever wanted was to go somewhere private for their honeymoon.	62
[APR23] “Ah, my foolish heart,” he sighed, “why did you have to fall in love with another woman who would never return your affection?!”	61
I’ve been geocaching for years because it’s so fun to leave little treasures for the next cacher to find.	61
they keep saying the infection will make me irrational and violent, but i feel fine.	58
[JAN23] Even though I prayed for forgiveness, I still feel two-faced for sliding the salt across the table.	58