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My wife brought home another stranger for a hookup last night.

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As he washed her scalp he said, “Locks of Love will use your hair to restore a sense of normalcy and confidence to a child suffering hair loss.”

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I feel bad for the people complaining about the price of milk going up, but I really can’t relate.

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[SEP22] “Right now you still have billions of neurons in your brain.”

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[NOV22] Last Tuesday I told God and the Devil that I’d give my soul to whoever could make me a successful author.

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[SEP23] I thought burying my son back on September seventh was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but burying him a second time this morning was all the worse.

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He was actually trying to do a good thing, picking up litter along the creek bed.

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I know my son is only staying with that horrid woman because he thinks he has to for his kids.

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I’m so glad I downloaded this dating app, it’s made it too easy to meet up with new people discreetly.

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I’m so excited to announce that I just got the WriteAssist Neural Chip installed so the stories I write will be better than ever!!!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife brought home another stranger for a hookup last night.	86
As he washed her scalp he said, “Locks of Love will use your hair to restore a sense of normalcy and confidence to a child suffering hair loss.”	85
I feel bad for the people complaining about the price of milk going up, but I really can’t relate.	82
[SEP22] “Right now you still have billions of neurons in your brain.”	82
[NOV22] Last Tuesday I told God and the Devil that I’d give my soul to whoever could make me a successful author.	82
[SEP23] I thought burying my son back on September seventh was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but burying him a second time this morning was all the worse.	80
He was actually trying to do a good thing, picking up litter along the creek bed.	79
I know my son is only staying with that horrid woman because he thinks he has to for his kids.	78
I’m so glad I downloaded this dating app, it’s made it too easy to meet up with new people discreetly.	76
I’m so excited to announce that I just got the WriteAssist Neural Chip installed so the stories I write will be better than ever!!!	74