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The ghosts in this house howl and moan but they never speak.

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In 1901 Duncan MacDougall attempted to prove the existence of the human soul by measuring several subjects’ changes in mass before and after their death.

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I pressed the barrel against my sleeping brother’s face and felt the kick of the gun in my palm.

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[JAN23] When she had found those pictures I’d taken with that prostitute she had screamed in my face that I was a “lying, two-faced cheater.”

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“Daddy call an ambulance!”

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I hear the their claws scratching against the wood as the monsters beg me to open the basement door.

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[OCT22] Tears welled up in his eyes as he struggled to say: “I wuv you vewy mush an’ I wanna shpen’ my wife wiv you.”

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[JAN23] My wife and my best friend couldn’t hide their grins when I explained that I knew they’d been cheating on me and that’s why I was making them “two-faced tacos”.

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[DEC22] Reviewing the tapes, the detective shook his head and said, “nobody’s been able to ID this kid so far.”

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[AUG22] He threw a huge fit but I just figured it was because he didn’t want to take a bath.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The ghosts in this house howl and moan but they never speak.	119
In 1901 Duncan MacDougall attempted to prove the existence of the human soul by measuring several subjects’ changes in mass before and after their death.	119
I pressed the barrel against my sleeping brother’s face and felt the kick of the gun in my palm.	117
[JAN23] When she had found those pictures I’d taken with that prostitute she had screamed in my face that I was a “lying, two-faced cheater.”	103
“Daddy call an ambulance!”	101
I hear the their claws scratching against the wood as the monsters beg me to open the basement door.	99
[OCT22] Tears welled up in his eyes as he struggled to say: “I wuv you vewy mush an’ I wanna shpen’ my wife wiv you.”	97
[JAN23] My wife and my best friend couldn’t hide their grins when I explained that I knew they’d been cheating on me and that’s why I was making them “two-faced tacos”.	95
[DEC22] Reviewing the tapes, the detective shook his head and said, “nobody’s been able to ID this kid so far.”	88
[AUG22] He threw a huge fit but I just figured it was because he didn’t want to take a bath.	87