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The lag on my game was so bad I decided to just drop out and go for a walk.

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“I’m sorry I will not be able to make it in for my shift today, as I’m experiencing car trouble.”

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When she was a little girl she could tell at first glance whether someone was a bad person and then she’d pray that God would just kill them.

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It was a freak accident, really a one in a million chance that a hornet would find its way down his snorkel.

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Not trying to be weird or anything, but this whole time I haven’t seen you check your door to make sure that it’s locked.

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[NOV22] My wife’s paintings have always lacked a certain depth, and I think it’s because she had never suffered a serious loss.

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[SEP22] Her children wanted to know which was her favorite, but it was far too early for her to decide.

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[FEB23] He thrust the sword into his opponent and his heart leapt for joy.

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[SEP22] The Surgeon smiled reassuringly as he said, “that itching sensation is entirely psychosomatic.

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As the tide receded my kids and I noticed a red wig caught on some driftwood buried in the surf.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The lag on my game was so bad I decided to just drop out and go for a walk.	157
“I’m sorry I will not be able to make it in for my shift today, as I’m experiencing car trouble.”	152
When she was a little girl she could tell at first glance whether someone was a bad person and then she’d pray that God would just kill them.	151
It was a freak accident, really a one in a million chance that a hornet would find its way down his snorkel.	146
Not trying to be weird or anything, but this whole time I haven’t seen you check your door to make sure that it’s locked.	145
[NOV22] My wife’s paintings have always lacked a certain depth, and I think it’s because she had never suffered a serious loss.	143
[SEP22] Her children wanted to know which was her favorite, but it was far too early for her to decide.	142
[FEB23] He thrust the sword into his opponent and his heart leapt for joy.	131
[SEP22] The Surgeon smiled reassuringly as he said, “that itching sensation is entirely psychosomatic.	125
As the tide receded my kids and I noticed a red wig caught on some driftwood buried in the surf.	123