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I just caught my daughter playing with herself again.

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Succumbing to panic he began to shout: “My daughter did NOT come home on the bus this afternoon and I NEED to know if you have a record of Naomi Thomas perhaps boarding the wrong take home bus!”

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[DEC22] “Years ago a seer told me the apocalypse was coming in my lifetime and that the only way I’d escape starvation was by having a child.”

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[MAY23] The crowd sang and cheered and laughed a riot as the bonfire rose to lick the effigy between its toes.

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The child balled up his little fists and hit his father in the chest as hard as he could.

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[DEC22] For countless millennia She remained trapped, ruminating on the fact that She had missed her chance to escape with her lesser Brothers and Sisters….

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“I saw your tweet about how you would do anything, even die, for your kids so I’m giving you the chance to prove it.”

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I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to dog park again.

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[OCT22] The courts are saying he deserves to rot in jail for what he did, but they twisted my testimony to make my husband look like some kind of monster.

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“Honestly Mr Garcy, your kids are such perfect little angels that babysitting them doesn’t even feel like work!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I just caught my daughter playing with herself again.	1187
Succumbing to panic he began to shout: “My daughter did NOT come home on the bus this afternoon and I NEED to know if you have a record of Naomi Thomas perhaps boarding the wrong take home bus!”	1143
[DEC22] “Years ago a seer told me the apocalypse was coming in my lifetime and that the only way I’d escape starvation was by having a child.”	1034
[MAY23] The crowd sang and cheered and laughed a riot as the bonfire rose to lick the effigy between its toes.	988
The child balled up his little fists and hit his father in the chest as hard as he could.	982
[DEC22] For countless millennia She remained trapped, ruminating on the fact that She had missed her chance to escape with her lesser Brothers and Sisters….	953
“I saw your tweet about how you would do anything, even die, for your kids so I’m giving you the chance to prove it.”	921
I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to dog park again.	911
[OCT22] The courts are saying he deserves to rot in jail for what he did, but they twisted my testimony to make my husband look like some kind of monster.	852
“Honestly Mr Garcy, your kids are such perfect little angels that babysitting them doesn’t even feel like work!”	849