/u/tasteofhemlock's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Ha, a 40 year old man who sleeps with a teddy bear— no wonder you’re divorced!”

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Every day since my girlfriend's miscarriage I've brought her flowers and tried to hold and comfort her.

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She said: “at this point I feel so lonely, I think I’d actually rather just be alone.”

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When I asked my daughter what she wanted for her fifth she said “I want my baby brother to come home.”

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I dried his tears and asked my toddler why he was crying.

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She died alone, and at the gates of heaven she had a chance to ask God, “who was my soul mate?”

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I’ve always had an unexplained ability to tell when a person was lying, presented as a pulsing aura.

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When I looked up from my gardening to see my toddler splashing his hands in my water bucket and giggling I thought the day was so perfect that nothing could ruin it.

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Many people told his family, "We're sorry for your loss," but none of them really seemed that sad.

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I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to a dog park again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Ha, a 40 year old man who sleeps with a teddy bear— no wonder you’re divorced!”	1371
Every day since my girlfriend's miscarriage I've brought her flowers and tried to hold and comfort her.	960
She said: “at this point I feel so lonely, I think I’d actually rather just be alone.”	838
When I asked my daughter what she wanted for her fifth she said “I want my baby brother to come home.”	681
I dried his tears and asked my toddler why he was crying.	599
She died alone, and at the gates of heaven she had a chance to ask God, “who was my soul mate?”	556
I’ve always had an unexplained ability to tell when a person was lying, presented as a pulsing aura.	513
When I looked up from my gardening to see my toddler splashing his hands in my water bucket and giggling I thought the day was so perfect that nothing could ruin it.	509
Many people told his family, "We're sorry for your loss," but none of them really seemed that sad.	498
I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to a dog park again.	424