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One of my earliest life long memories: we were all laughing and giggling when our dad let us bury him up to his neck on the beach.

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“Ground control we have another problem.”

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[JAN23] The news report said he was targeting slim blonde girls who looked like me…

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My wife has an affliction where once a month she turns into an angry, snarling bitch and I have to lock her in chains for her own protection.

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My wife and I were doing renovations in the basement of the house we inherited from my parents when we found a door hidden behind some old paneling.

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When the elevator attendant asked if she was going to the ground floor she rolled her eyes and told him, “no, why don’t you bring me to the ninth circle of hell?”

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The sleep walker poked a few holes in the squash, stuck it in the oven, and then went back to bed.

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The boy smiled up from his hospital bed and said: “Mommy what took you so long?”

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Her urn feels too light in my hands and the thought makes my tears well up all over again.

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I don’t love her, but I do a good job faking it.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
One of my earliest life long memories: we were all laughing and giggling when our dad let us bury him up to his neck on the beach.	295	TwoSentenceSadness
“Ground control we have another problem.”	286	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN23] The news report said he was targeting slim blonde girls who looked like me…	282	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife has an affliction where once a month she turns into an angry, snarling bitch and I have to lock her in chains for her own protection.	271	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife and I were doing renovations in the basement of the house we inherited from my parents when we found a door hidden behind some old paneling.	270	TwoSentenceHorror
When the elevator attendant asked if she was going to the ground floor she rolled her eyes and told him, “no, why don’t you bring me to the ninth circle of hell?”	270	TwoSentenceHorror
The sleep walker poked a few holes in the squash, stuck it in the oven, and then went back to bed.	270	TwoSentenceHorror
The boy smiled up from his hospital bed and said: “Mommy what took you so long?”	259	TwoSentenceSadness
Her urn feels too light in my hands and the thought makes my tears well up all over again.	257	TwoSentenceSadness
I don’t love her, but I do a good job faking it.	246	TwoSentenceSadness