/u/tasteofhemlock's posts
The personality assessment and upload was a complete success, and the AI even compensated for mom’s dementia by applying a de-aging algorithm.
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Dads will never understand how beautiful nursing is: to hold your child to your breast and literally nourish them from your own body.
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As his wife groaned and beat against her chains he said, “I’m keeping the promise I made back when you got bitten: if I ever gave up on curing you, I’d join you.”
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“Forensics just confirmed the murder weapon and it explains why the victim’s scalp was so shredded….”
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“Listening to these pathetic, self-absorbed people constantly whine about petty bullshit is really making me hate the lot of them….”
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He’d written a letter to the North Pole and been on his very best behavior all year long, but another Christmas had come and gone and still nobody wanted to adopt him.
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