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[SEP22] They had activated child lock, for what seemed like millions of times, to ensure the safety of their daughter.

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A man burned in the harrowing flames of hell for so long, that god himself grew old with age.

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I let out a cry of joyful freedom and exhilaration as I plummeted down the valley with my friends on bungee cords.

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The little child was overflowing with so much joy at being adopted, that she bolted into the place she could finally call home.

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"This is going to be a tight fit but it will totally be worth it", he muttered to himself.

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"Your wife really does have a heart of gold", remarked the royal physician.

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Tossing the bloody screwdriver to the ground, he hoped puncturing his eardrums had finally ended it.

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I rolled over in my sleep last night.

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With an empty tank and his fatally injured son in the back seat, the man threw himself to his knees and prayed that the water would be turned to gasoline before funneling it into the tank.

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"Oh dear, your zipper broke again didn't it", the mother lamented as she retrieved her needle and thread.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[SEP22] They had activated child lock, for what seemed like millions of times, to ensure the safety of their daughter.	2523
A man burned in the harrowing flames of hell for so long, that god himself grew old with age.	1455
I let out a cry of joyful freedom and exhilaration as I plummeted down the valley with my friends on bungee cords.	1438
The little child was overflowing with so much joy at being adopted, that she bolted into the place she could finally call home.	817
"This is going to be a tight fit but it will totally be worth it", he muttered to himself.	767
"Your wife really does have a heart of gold", remarked the royal physician.	349
Tossing the bloody screwdriver to the ground, he hoped puncturing his eardrums had finally ended it.	133
I rolled over in my sleep last night.	102
With an empty tank and his fatally injured son in the back seat, the man threw himself to his knees and prayed that the water would be turned to gasoline before funneling it into the tank.	88
"Oh dear, your zipper broke again didn't it", the mother lamented as she retrieved her needle and thread.	81