/u/tehweave's posts
[WP] Turns out the strangest thing humans have that other alien species don't? Opposable thumbs. The ability to grab and throw objects without assistance blows their minds.
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[WP] Why is it that the big boss of the dungeon has the "Flaming Sword of the Sun God", while all we get is a couple of rusty broadswords? We're the first enemies of the dungeon. We should get better weapons!
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[WP] Turns out, most alien races figured out objective morality and can even calculate it mathematically. What horrifies them about humans is that we are the only species who hasn't yet.
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[WP] A group of toddlers organize a heist to get the cookies from the cookie jar on top of the fridge without Mom noticing.
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[EU] A tyrannical Queen has taken over the posh kingdom, aided by two colorful mercenaries. You, the king of the underclasses, have been exiled to a castle surrounded by lava. This is the story of your rise to power. Bowser. The king of the Koopas.
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[TT] A horror story told in reverse, where we begin with the death of the murderer and the story ends in the past showing everything we knew was wrong to begin with...
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[WP] Virtual reality rooms now allow people to experience simulations of sexual partners from their own past as though they were there now. Problem is, this has become very popular among married men and women, and most people consider it cheating, despite it being just a simulation. NSFW
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[EU] You're a resident of the town on the set of the Truman Show. The events unfold and Truman finally leaves. This is especially perplexing, because you had no idea this wasn't a real town.
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[WP] Aliens arrive on Earth. But all they seem to do is set up chairs and make popcorn. When asked they all say the same thing: "This is the year you destroy yourselves. We're just here to watch."
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