/u/tensing99's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "provided by the management for your protection" the bathroom dispenser read. But this is the first time you've seen one that dispenses swords.

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[WP] The origin story of a man who got so good at faking his own death he started using it for small inconveniences

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[WP] The story of two living weapons. One feels only pleasure from killing, and the other feels only pain.

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[WP] Your friend explains to you the difference between "literally" and "figuratively" after a series of texts. But you actually are "literally dying right now".

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[WP] Ghosts exist, but they're only allowed to haunt people who've been caught lying about hauntings.

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[WP] You're a substitute teacher. You come into class and find out its nuclear physics. Unfortunately, you're not a nuclear physics teacher. Luckily, you're a substitute acting teacher.

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[WP] You forgot about that avocado for so long that it went bad. But it doesn't seem to be sprouting. It's... hatching?

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[WP] Narrate a day in the life of the world's smallest dog from his perspective

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[WP] You're on your way to work when a man in a banana suit drives by. Then another. Then another. Dear god, they're everywhere.

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[WP] It's your first day teaching advanced nuclear physics. There's a dog sitting in the front row. Not only does everyone act as if this is normal, but he's getting more questions right than the rest of the class.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "provided by the management for your protection" the bathroom dispenser read. But this is the first time you've seen one that dispenses swords.	31
[WP] The origin story of a man who got so good at faking his own death he started using it for small inconveniences	28
[WP] The story of two living weapons. One feels only pleasure from killing, and the other feels only pain.	25
[WP] Your friend explains to you the difference between "literally" and "figuratively" after a series of texts. But you actually are "literally dying right now".	24
[WP] Ghosts exist, but they're only allowed to haunt people who've been caught lying about hauntings.	23
[WP] You're a substitute teacher. You come into class and find out its nuclear physics. Unfortunately, you're not a nuclear physics teacher. Luckily, you're a substitute acting teacher.	22
[WP] You forgot about that avocado for so long that it went bad. But it doesn't seem to be sprouting. It's... hatching?	22
[WP] Narrate a day in the life of the world's smallest dog from his perspective	21
[WP] You're on your way to work when a man in a banana suit drives by. Then another. Then another. Dear god, they're everywhere.	21
[WP] It's your first day teaching advanced nuclear physics. There's a dog sitting in the front row. Not only does everyone act as if this is normal, but he's getting more questions right than the rest of the class.	20