/u/tensing99's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Despite the repeated human sacrifices, the harvest keeps failing, so the head cultist goes agricultural school and returns with knowledge of fertilizer, irrigation, and pesticides.
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[WP] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have arrived at our destination. Weather is clear, temperature of about 70 degrees, and the vampires are out in force tonight. Please enjoy your stay and thank you for choosing us.
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[WP] Scientists travel to the future and mistake modern slang for another language. Thinking their country has been invaded, they return to make their report.
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[WP] Your clinic has been getting a lot of business from patients seeking sleeping pills. You suspect there's an epidemic of insomnia in the town until the security camera catches one of your leaving patients shapeshift into another person and walk back into your lobby.
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[WP] You make a new facebook account, and it prompts you to add suggested friends. Wait, what? Surely that name can't be right.
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[WP] "Aren't you going to take off your bandanna to eat?" "Oh, this is a bib. My people eat with their eyes."
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