/u/tensing99's posts
[WP] Your friend explains to you the difference between "literally" and "figuratively" after a series of texts. But you actually are "literally dying right now".
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[WP] Ghosts exist, but they're only allowed to haunt people who've been caught lying about hauntings.
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[WP] You're a substitute teacher. You come into class and find out its nuclear physics. Unfortunately, you're not a nuclear physics teacher. Luckily, you're a substitute acting teacher.
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[WP] You forgot about that avocado for so long that it went bad. But it doesn't seem to be sprouting. It's... hatching?
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[WP] You're on your way to work when a man in a banana suit drives by. Then another. Then another. Dear god, they're everywhere.
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