/u/tensing99's posts
[WP] "Aren't you going to take off your bandanna to eat?" "Oh, this is a bib. My people eat with their eyes."
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[WP] You make a new facebook account, and it prompts you to add suggested friends. Wait, what? Surely that name can't be right.
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[WP] Superpowers can only be used after fulfilling a requirement each time. Superheroes carry their power source around if they can, whether it's scratchcards, diet cola, or suntan lotion. You're the most destructive supervillain in existence but your power source comes from helping people.
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[WP] Deceased who miss their family are allowed to come back as pets, provided they never let their family find out. You're on the verge of accidentally breaking that rule.
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[WP] A man with a terminal incurable disease tries to hide it from his family as long as possible so they don't worry about him.
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[WP] An incompetent scientist hired to inspect a giant genocidal monster accidentally discovers it's made by the government that hired him.
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