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I put the poison on both of their sandwiches, finally fed up with all the lies and deceit.

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I tried to convince my wife to let my son stay, but it was no use.

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The old woman across the street smiled everyday.

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"You got a heart son." My dad said and smiled.

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"Don't you know it's dangerous sneaking around outside at night?"

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The quiet girl was a math wizard, and on her recent test she scored an A+.

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He woke up to his alarm at 5:00 a.m. and saw that it was 09/11/01.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I put the poison on both of their sandwiches, finally fed up with all the lies and deceit.	78
I tried to convince my wife to let my son stay, but it was no use.	72
The old woman across the street smiled everyday.	36
"You got a heart son." My dad said and smiled.	17
"Don't you know it's dangerous sneaking around outside at night?"	13
The quiet girl was a math wizard, and on her recent test she scored an A+.	13
He woke up to his alarm at 5:00 a.m. and saw that it was 09/11/01.	7