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When the knock came, I was still so angry that Ryan canceled our date for a fire call that I didn't want it to be him.

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Gotta love Children's Benadryl.

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When I was thirteen, my friends told me that I only needed to worry that a grown-up was trying to molest me if they offered to buy me specifically hard liquor.

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Every day, I walk in to work filled with dread.

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For just a moment after I was startled awake, I was relieved to realize that the sound that had woken me up wasn't the moat of zombies around the house breaking through my barricades.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the knock came, I was still so angry that Ryan canceled our date for a fire call that I didn't want it to be him.	91
Gotta love Children's Benadryl.	58
When I was thirteen, my friends told me that I only needed to worry that a grown-up was trying to molest me if they offered to buy me specifically hard liquor.	25
Every day, I walk in to work filled with dread.	24
For just a moment after I was startled awake, I was relieved to realize that the sound that had woken me up wasn't the moat of zombies around the house breaking through my barricades.	23