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The Queen is dead, Long Live the King!

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The sign nailed to the fence said, “if you can read this, turn and RUN”

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“JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!” he screamed as his car spun toward the edge of the ravine.

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She plucked the piping hot bacon right out of the pan with two fingers and pressed it into the romaine and thinly sliced tomato on top of the crisply toasted rye that had been slathered with a light garlic mayo aioli.

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They didn’t even have time to say “eureka” before the black hole that contained our entire universe began to contract at unimaginable speeds.

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After relative decades using my Time Machine to kill history’s greatest monsters, I confronted the terrible truth that our original timeline was actually the best of all possible worlds.

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He cautiously approached the barrier at World’s End, and pulled at the strange filament that beckoned him.

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I’ve been reading these sick stories and truly, everyone in this subreddit is dangerous, insane and probably needs to be investigated. NSFW

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Reverend Billy looked at the headstone and said to the enormous crowd, “We can only wonder what Dave would say if he were alive right now”

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Since I was a kid, I’ve always had the feeling someone was watching me, watching me, watching me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Queen is dead, Long Live the King!	607
The sign nailed to the fence said, “if you can read this, turn and RUN”	362
“JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!” he screamed as his car spun toward the edge of the ravine.	169
She plucked the piping hot bacon right out of the pan with two fingers and pressed it into the romaine and thinly sliced tomato on top of the crisply toasted rye that had been slathered with a light garlic mayo aioli.	104
They didn’t even have time to say “eureka” before the black hole that contained our entire universe began to contract at unimaginable speeds.	39
After relative decades using my Time Machine to kill history’s greatest monsters, I confronted the terrible truth that our original timeline was actually the best of all possible worlds.	37
He cautiously approached the barrier at World’s End, and pulled at the strange filament that beckoned him.	14
I’ve been reading these sick stories and truly, everyone in this subreddit is dangerous, insane and probably needs to be investigated. NSFW	3
Reverend Billy looked at the headstone and said to the enormous crowd, “We can only wonder what Dave would say if he were alive right now”	3
Since I was a kid, I’ve always had the feeling someone was watching me, watching me, watching me.	1