/u/the1truepickaxe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My gay boyfriend started coughing and retching after eating the food.

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My girlfriend told me all about why she likes dolls so much.

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As the bloody rain poured upon me, my flesh and bones were dissolved into a mound of unrecognizeable scarlet gel.

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They told me it was an inoperable tumor in my brain.

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Every night, he steps out of the closet and tears his long claws into me, leaving me an unrecognizable bloody pulp on the bed.

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On average, 150,000 people die every day.

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My cat likes to bring me things he kills.

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Desperate, he cast a spell to repel the invaders attacking his village.

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Heaven is a wonderful place, and I am happy to see my family members again.

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I smiled at my whole-hog pork roast, happy I had done a good job for my first time cooking a roast.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My gay boyfriend started coughing and retching after eating the food.	1615
My girlfriend told me all about why she likes dolls so much.	180
As the bloody rain poured upon me, my flesh and bones were dissolved into a mound of unrecognizeable scarlet gel.	108
They told me it was an inoperable tumor in my brain.	88
Every night, he steps out of the closet and tears his long claws into me, leaving me an unrecognizable bloody pulp on the bed.	87
On average, 150,000 people die every day.	42
My cat likes to bring me things he kills.	33
Desperate, he cast a spell to repel the invaders attacking his village.	23
Heaven is a wonderful place, and I am happy to see my family members again.	22
I smiled at my whole-hog pork roast, happy I had done a good job for my first time cooking a roast.	19